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It felt like we'd been here a thousand years before When the door broke open and let in the light
A classic scent for a classic song. Promised Land is a timeless blend of honey, vanilla and almonds for an old school fragrance that you can still love every day.
To accommodate those with nut allergies there is an alternate version of this scent we call the Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut, Sometimes The Nut Kills You remix (SYFLANSTNKY). This nut-free variety is just honey, vanilla and milk.
Shadowtime soaps are glycerin based, cruelty-free, and appropriate for general use for normal to combination skin types. For more information on Best Use and Safety Considerations please see our Soaps Page.
Promised Land bars are made with a unique, custom mold that we designed ourselves. One of the rays of the sun sports a distinctive squiggle as a nod to one of the arms on the Skeletal Family logo. The main soap colors are shades of gold, pink and blue, and the suns are individually hand-painted.
Suns on the OG Mix are shaded yellow/gold/orange while the SYFLANSTNKY Nut-Free Remix features Pink/Reddish suns to distinguish them.
Full size bars average around 6.5oz (174g) which is about 2 ounces more than most commercial soaps, lending this product a hefty hand feel and making it a great value! Produces large, fragrant bubbles and a luxurious lather.
Protecteur lip balms offer protective and preventative care for lips with shea butter and vitamin E so you can enjoy dark kisses and other lip-smacking pleasures throughout the day and long into the night. For more information on Best Use and Safety Considerations please see our Lip Balm Page.
Increase the Treatment body butters have a light consistency that provides moisturizing benefits without heavy residue.
Radiant City whipped sugar body scrubs and Nightmare Zone whipped salt scrubs are designed to exfoliate and moisturize as part of your regular shower routine.
BATH PRODUCTS Our bath products are all about self-indulgence and self-care in these dark and stormy times. For more information on Best Use and Safety Considerations please see our Bath Bombs, Salts & Shower Steamers Page.
Romeo's Distress bath bombsare skull-shaped harbingers of hedonistic luxury. These highly scented delights will fill your entire washroom with intoxicating fragrances while they double, double, fizz, and trouble up a long lasting perfumed brew.
Drowning Like the Garden bath salts are perfect for unwinding after a long day, relaxing back, and plotting your next steps toward world domination.
Gloom Cookies are our shower steamers and best for those times when you want the scent experience of bath bombs or salts, without the actual bath.
NEVER use scrubs internally; NEVER use salt scrubs on face