True Tales of Made Up Adventure - Scent Collection

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True tales of made up adventure!

NOTE: If you wish to specify the color of your soap bar(s) and/or inquire about which types of dice are available, please select the YOU PICK option and email us your preferences.

True Tales of Made Up Adventure is the scent of relentless good cheer and terrible, fantastical decisions. Pear and dragonfruit will help you cut through battle fatigue, downtime doldrums, and general ennui no savings throw can overcome. But then, who could ever want to resist the natural twenty of juicy sweetness that rivals the contents of any tankard or tavern treat? Amber and incense lend their wisdom to help you remember to never split the party as you answer the call to adventure.

You'll certainly smell better than any monster you encounter to enhance that natural charisma required for negotiating with bandits, convincing dragons not to devour you, and tackling those rogue magicians.

For more details on the inspiration and development of True Tales of Made Up Adventure, please see the Artist Notes Page.

SOAPS

Shadowtime soaps are glycerin based, cruelty-free, and appropriate for general use for normal to combination skin types. For more information on Best Use and Safety Considerations please see our Soaps Page.

True Tales of Made Up Adventure soaps (much like White Castle fries) only come in one size -- a 4 oz. icosahedron. Please resist the temptation to throw it like a baseball and ALWAYS remember it contains a mini die at the center, so keep it out of the hands and mouths of small children!

The dice hidden inside are COMPLETELY random in shape and color (except for Patreon supporters who can contact us for available options and make personalized requests). Custom soap color requests are welcome from anyone, but must be communicated in a timely fashion (see below). All requests can be included in the note section of a paypal payment, messaged to us on Facebook, or sent via email to beautifulfreakcosmetics@gmail.com.

IMPORTANT:  for the sake of SANITY (mine) we allow 24 hours after an order is submitted to let us know of any custom requests. After that, you get what you get. So if you want to pick a color, make sure to send that email right away.  Not kidding.

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